A Monroe College alumna sues her alma mater for failing to secure her post-graduation employment. Yeah, that sounds like a smart thing to do. Read more »

Why is there a clown in front of the New York State Capitol? Oh, the Post put him there? Okay… Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
… especially Mondays on which Shea Stadium is renamed “Tadium.”  Behold (courtesy of MetsBlog):

This unfortunate moniker has been adopted due to the demolition of Shea, as pictured below:

Oh, well.  At … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds!

Visions of an America under Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL.
SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Matsumoto, Japan)
…seriously, fuck soccer.
What a crazy time it’s been these past couple of weeks in the world of baseball. Let’s recap:

Old Timers’ Day at Yankee Stadium featured the big names: newly-named Hall-of-Famer Goose … Read more »

MATT ROTHSTEIN (Westchester, New York)
EDIT:  Now contains pictures!
As a first-timer to BOTO, this concertgoer/concert appraiser is a bit unsure of himself, especially in regards to the new writing style he is attempting, what with its … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
Since Devon has already graced you, the readership, with a photo entry about the Yankees, Nicole won’t follow suit with such a one about the Mets (who have won ten … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Dear readership, there are times when snarkiness and humor simply don’t come to the Break Out The Oreos writing staff; these times are not frequent, as we would not be very good … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Break Out The Oreos has noticed a particularly abundant quantity of both douchebaggery on the interwebs of late. A quick rundown follows.
Karl Rove, an already notable and well-established douchebag due to his … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
If there were ever a time at which Devon wished he could be in New York with Nicole, yesterday was most definitely it. The Yankees battled back to win a hell of … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)

Having conquered her incompetence regarding all things technological, Nicole returns with the triple crown of her pseudo-anthropological investigations into city life: three How-To lists, which should come in handy … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
The recently-sweltering New York City heat and Devon’s return to the United States have prompted Nicole to update the readership on selected goings-on of her favorite metropolis. But first, … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
So, as our fabulous readership may have ascertained, Devon and Nicole have decided to keep baseball in BOTO.  Your co-writers quickly learned just how much their helpless passion for the … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
As any baseball fan from the Northeast tell you, the baseball season starts at the beginning of April but doesn’t really heat up until the first Yankees-Red Sox series. As … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
Our lead-off story: recently-instated Governor of New York David Paterson (Columbia ‘77) admitted earlier this week to doing marijuana and cocaine during the 1970s. City Room has a helpful chart … Read more »