Break Out the Obituaries: Ted Kennedy
August 26, 2009 – 10:00 pm | Comments

BOTO salutes the Democratic Party’s greatest soldier and the heart of the liberal movement, Ted Kennedy, who passed long before his time. We need him now as much as ever. Read more »

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Owned! The Jeff Deck Saga Continues
August 22, 2008 – 9:06 pm | Comments
Owned! The Jeff Deck Saga Continues

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
So much for the hiatus–this bit off breaking news was just too good to lay off of.
You may recall Break Out The Oreos‘ prior coverage and interactions with Jeff Deck (Dartmouth ‘02), … Read more »

Political Conspiracy, Columbia Style
August 16, 2008 – 2:14 am | Comments
Political Conspiracy, Columbia Style

NICOLE CATÁ (Westchester, New York)
BEN THEODORE (Westchester, New York)
Nicole couldn’t help but notice that news about politics and the Ivy League have resurfaced on our humble blog, and she felt it necessary to point out … Read more »

Princeton Goes Anarchist, Batshit-Crazy
August 15, 2008 – 6:19 pm | Comments

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
You remember that school thing Break Out The Oreos used to write about? That vaguely snooty grouping of Northeastern educational institutions? What was that that called again?
Oh, right. The Ivy League.
Summer’s nearly … Read more »

Farms… in the sky?
July 21, 2008 – 4:39 pm | Comments
Farms… in the sky?

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
It’s been a while since Break Out The Oreos featured its normally-commonplace Ivy League coverage. It’s summer, so, in our minds, stories about the insanity of Ivy League students are attributed to … Read more »

Jeff Deck Gets His Own And The “Wetbacks” Go Surfing
June 11, 2008 – 12:24 am | Comments
Jeff Deck Gets His Own And The “Wetbacks” Go Surfing

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Our first order of business: Break Out The Oreos has intended for a while to give another shout-out to Jeff Deck, whom we originally mentioned in an Ivy League Round-Up on April … Read more »

Alumni Recognition, Tarsem Singh’s New Film, and the Return of Pedro Martinez
June 5, 2008 – 2:15 am | Comments
Alumni Recognition, Tarsem Singh’s New Film, and the Return of Pedro Martinez

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
In what is certainly the worthiest story to appear before the jump, BOTO heartily congratulates Columbia’s hottest alumnus in the current news cycle for wooing the requisite number of delegates … Read more »

Annual Funeral for Research Universities and Thong Etiquette for Baseball Players
May 27, 2008 – 11:15 pm | Comments
Annual Funeral for Research Universities and Thong Etiquette for Baseball Players

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
The second, newest half of the BOTO team is outraged.  In the midst of her mourning stage, she couldn’t help but remark that New York’s leading newspapers have failed to commemorate the … Read more »

Ivy League Round-Up
April 11, 2008 – 9:37 am | Comments

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
We’re changing the format of our round-ups, particularly those pertaining to the Ivy League; rather than simply arranging the stories alphabetically by which school they pertain to, these posts will … Read more »

Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave…
April 9, 2008 – 1:02 pm | Comments
Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave…

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
Columbia’s student government seems to have suddenly gone “all Kenneth Starr up in this” lately, as impeachment proceedings have sprouted up across the board in recent weeks. Join us on … Read more »

Ivy League Round-Up
April 1, 2008 – 7:42 am | Comments

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
BOTO apologizes for the brief hiatus; Spring Break has finally ceased for all of the Ivies, allowing their daily publications to return to providing us with material.
Brown campus tour guides … Read more »

Ivy League Quidditch?
March 27, 2008 – 9:28 am | Comments
Ivy League Quidditch?

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
It appears that the student-athletes at Middlebury College, driven mad in the wilderness of rural Vermont, have remedied their lack of things to do by turning to their old Harry … Read more »

Ivy League Round-Up
March 23, 2008 – 7:10 pm | Comments

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
Where Break Out The Oreos has fun with some of the recent headlines coming out of the Ancient Eight. Of course, this being Spring Break and all, “recent” gives us … Read more »