Hawaiian dance meets pop culture virality on the streets of downtown San Francisco. Read more »

A Monroe College alumna sues her alma mater for failing to secure her post-graduation employment. Yeah, that sounds like a smart thing to do. Read more »

Why is there a clown in front of the New York State Capitol? Oh, the Post put him there? Okay… Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
… especially Mondays on which Shea Stadium is renamed “Tadium.”  Behold (courtesy of MetsBlog):

This unfortunate moniker has been adopted due to the demolition of Shea, as pictured below:

Oh, well.  At … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds!

Visions of an America under Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL.
SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
So much for the hiatus–this bit off breaking news was just too good to lay off of.
You may recall Break Out The Oreos‘ prior coverage and interactions with Jeff Deck (Dartmouth ‘02), … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (Westchester, New York)
BEN THEODORE (Westchester, New York)
Nicole couldn’t help but notice that news about politics and the Ivy League have resurfaced on our humble blog, and she felt it necessary to point out … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
You remember that school thing Break Out The Oreos used to write about? That vaguely snooty grouping of Northeastern educational institutions? What was that that called again?
Oh, right. The Ivy League.
Summer’s nearly … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Matsumoto, Japan)
…seriously, fuck soccer.
What a crazy time it’s been these past couple of weeks in the world of baseball. Let’s recap:

Old Timers’ Day at Yankee Stadium featured the big names: newly-named Hall-of-Famer Goose … Read more »

MATT ROTHSTEIN (Westchester, New York)
EDIT:  Now contains pictures!
As a first-timer to BOTO, this concertgoer/concert appraiser is a bit unsure of himself, especially in regards to the new writing style he is attempting, what with its … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
It’s been a while since Break Out The Oreos featured its normally-commonplace Ivy League coverage. It’s summer, so, in our minds, stories about the insanity of Ivy League students are attributed to … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
Since Devon has already graced you, the readership, with a photo entry about the Yankees, Nicole won’t follow suit with such a one about the Mets (who have won ten … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Dear readership, there are times when snarkiness and humor simply don’t come to the Break Out The Oreos writing staff; these times are not frequent, as we would not be very good … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Break Out The Oreos has noticed a particularly abundant quantity of both douchebaggery on the interwebs of late. A quick rundown follows.
Karl Rove, an already notable and well-established douchebag due to his … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
If there were ever a time at which Devon wished he could be in New York with Nicole, yesterday was most definitely it. The Yankees battled back to win a hell of … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)

Having conquered her incompetence regarding all things technological, Nicole returns with the triple crown of her pseudo-anthropological investigations into city life: three How-To lists, which should come in handy … Read more »