DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
Break Out The Oreos is beginning its oft-promised, nary-delivered comeback! We’ll go into the changes that are happening all around us in a later post, but for now we’ll turn … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
… especially Mondays on which Shea Stadium is renamed “Tadium.”  Behold (courtesy of MetsBlog):

This unfortunate moniker has been adopted due to the demolition of Shea, as pictured below:

Oh, well.  At … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds!

Visions of an America under Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL.
SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
We here at Break Out The Oreos are good New Yorkers–we boo our Republican mayors, salivate over sexy corruption scandals, and remain moderately aware of our hockey team (go fuck … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Matsumoto, Japan)
…seriously, fuck soccer.
What a crazy time it’s been these past couple of weeks in the world of baseball. Let’s recap:

Old Timers’ Day at Yankee Stadium featured the big names: newly-named Hall-of-Famer Goose … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Dear readership, there are times when snarkiness and humor simply don’t come to the Break Out The Oreos writing staff; these times are not frequent, as we would not be very good … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Break Out The Oreos has noticed a particularly abundant quantity of both douchebaggery on the interwebs of late. A quick rundown follows.
Karl Rove, an already notable and well-established douchebag due to his … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Yeah, we know we’re shameless, but we’re also passionate.

Devon would like you “support the ’stache” and vote for Jason Giambi for the final AL spot at the All-Star Game.
Nicole would like you … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
If there were ever a time at which Devon wished he could be in New York with Nicole, yesterday was most definitely it. The Yankees battled back to win a hell of … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Buenos Aires, Argentina)
While Jason Giambi and his arguably distasteful slump-breaking method have been well-documented both here and in the more mainstream media, one thing is certain after yesterday’s day epic game between the … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
In what is certainly the worthiest story to appear before the jump, BOTO heartily congratulates Columbia’s hottest alumnus in the current news cycle for wooing the requisite number of delegates … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
The second, newest half of the BOTO team is outraged.  In the midst of her mourning stage, she couldn’t help but remark that New York’s leading newspapers have failed to commemorate the … Read more »

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
We’d like to cover two lines of business today at BOTO. First, we bid a hearty farewell to Devon, handkerchiefs in hand and tears in our collective eye, as … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (Bariloche, Argentina)
We’ve never been one to brag, but BOTO just couldn’t help it upon realizing that Devon’s beloved high school has recently been named by Sports Illustrated as the best school in the … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
As any baseball fan from the Northeast tell you, the baseball season starts at the beginning of April but doesn’t really heat up until the first Yankees-Red Sox series. As … Read more »

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
It appears that the student-athletes at Middlebury College, driven mad in the wilderness of rural Vermont, have remedied their lack of things to do by turning to their old Harry … Read more »