Break Out the Obituaries: Ted Kennedy
August 26, 2009 – 10:00 pm | Comments

BOTO salutes the Democratic Party’s greatest soldier and the heart of the liberal movement, Ted Kennedy, who passed long before his time. We need him now as much as ever. Read more »

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Article Archive for July 2009

Around the Hill (7/31)
July 31, 2009 – 11:45 am | Comments
Around the Hill (7/31)

Happy Friday! Here’s what happened in politics this week. Read more »

Odds and Ends (7/26)
July 27, 2009 – 2:00 pm | Comments
Odds and Ends (7/26)

This week’s share of miscellany from the far reaches of the Internet. Read more »

Movie Review Haiku (7/27)
July 27, 2009 – 11:00 am | Comments
Movie Review Haiku (7/27)

These useful haiku
serve as movie reviews and
tickle funny bones. Read more »

Around the Hill (7/24)
July 24, 2009 – 9:24 pm | Comments
Around the Hill (7/24)

Happy Friday! Here’s what happened in politics this week. Read more »

BRÜNO, or Defense Against the Dildo Arts
July 24, 2009 – 8:00 am | Comments
BRÜNO, or Defense Against the Dildo Arts

While America remains bemused over the bizarre scandals of its politicians, one man is uncovering the answers—Sacha Baron Cohen. Read more »

CIA Outs Secret Program, Pelosi’s Birthday Ruined
July 21, 2009 – 8:00 am | Comments
CIA Outs Secret Program, Pelosi’s Birthday Ruined

Shame on us all. Beneath his sinister exterior, Dick Cheney just wanted balloons and a piece of cake. Read more »

Stimulus, Love Poetry, and Godless Immorality: Part Two
July 15, 2009 – 9:10 pm | Comments
Stimulus, Love Poetry, and Godless Immorality: Part Two

An Oklahoma state representative suggests a qualified replacement for Ben Bernanke as Fed Chairman: Jesus. Read more »

Stimulus, Love Poetry, and Godless Immorality: Part One
July 14, 2009 – 7:00 pm | Comments
Stimulus, Love Poetry, and Godless Immorality: Part One

Rush Limbaugh proves that the Democrats caused Sanford’s affair, cites free will as a liberal scam. Read more »

Running Thoughts on the Palin Resignation
July 13, 2009 – 6:22 pm | Comments
Running Thoughts on the Palin Resignation

Sarah Palin resigns, yet we still can’t stop talking about her. She wouldn’t have it any other way. Read more »

Starvation is a Good Motivating Tool
July 1, 2009 – 11:38 pm | Comments
Starvation is a Good Motivating Tool

“Hunger can be a positive motivator!” Think this sounds ridiculous? State Rep. Cynthia Davis (R-MO) doesn’t. Read more »