Break Out the Obituaries: Ted Kennedy
August 26, 2009 – 10:00 pm | Comments

BOTO salutes the Democratic Party’s greatest soldier and the heart of the liberal movement, Ted Kennedy, who passed long before his time. We need him now as much as ever. Read more »

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Articles by Ben Theodore

Ben Theodor tried to tame the blogging beast within by murdering his former blog, Change We Voted For, in cold blood (his first attempt, Election Day Countdown, expired due to natural causes). However, like so many cheap horror movie villains, Ben's sarcasm simply couldn't be kept down, and has found a permanent home here at BOTO. Read more.

Break Out the Obituaries: Ted Kennedy
August 26, 2009 – 10:00 pm | Comments
Break Out the Obituaries: Ted Kennedy

BOTO salutes the Democratic Party’s greatest soldier and the heart of the liberal movement, Ted Kennedy, who passed long before his time. We need him now as much as ever. Read more »

Government Of, By, and For the (Five) People
June 30, 2009 – 7:08 pm | Comments
Government Of, By, and For the (Five) People

America shaves its Minnesota election beard and counts how many judges it takes to screw in the government. Read more »

Around the Hill (6/26): Personal Edition!
June 26, 2009 – 9:26 pm | Comments

Happy Friday! Here’s what happened in politics this week. Read more »

Don’t Cry for Yourself in Argentina
June 24, 2009 – 9:46 pm | Comments
Don’t Cry for Yourself in Argentina

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford “spent the last five days crying in Argentina.” Confused? Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Read more »

I Can Has Ultimate Power?
June 20, 2009 – 6:58 pm | Comments
I Can Has Ultimate Power?

Why is there a clown in front of the New York State Capitol? Oh, the Post put him there? Okay… Read more »

Around the Hill (6/19)
June 19, 2009 – 10:20 am | Comments

The week’s most intriguing political stories, served in bite-sized portions. Read more »

Revisionist History
June 18, 2009 – 6:46 pm | Comments
Revisionist History

Barack Obama is a Democrat. Or a socialist. Or is he a Democrat? Wait, is there a difference? Read more »

Around the Hill (6/12)
June 12, 2009 – 10:47 am | Comments

The week’s most intriguing political stories, served in bite-sized portions. Read more »

Violent Headlines Draw Attention… Explosions!
June 7, 2009 – 4:11 pm | Comments
Violent Headlines Draw Attention… Explosions!

Under fire? Political minefields? Forget Iran—figurative language is Barack Obama’s most dangerous problem. Read more »

Blago Tries to Make an Honest Buck
April 21, 2009 – 6:47 pm | Comments
Blago Tries to Make an Honest Buck

BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania)

I hadn’t planned on posting here until all our contributors got back on their feet again, but I simply couldn’t resist this story.  It seems that everyone’s favorite corrupt former governor, Rod … Read more »

Congressman Goes Hunting for Commies
April 10, 2009 – 9:40 pm | Comments
Congressman Goes Hunting for Commies

BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania)

Students of history may well remember the case of Senator Joe McCarthy, who initiated a witch-hunt for Communist Party loyalists within the federal government.  His exploitation of Cold War fears is often referenced … Read more »

GOP Senator Threatens Armageddon
March 31, 2009 – 12:39 pm | Comments
GOP Senator Threatens Armageddon

BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania)
We all take so much for granted in this world.  For example, when we wake up in the morning, we know that there are two senators to represent all of us in … Read more »

Firing CEOs is Just Part of the Job
March 30, 2009 – 6:43 pm | Comments
Firing CEOs is Just Part of the Job

BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania)

Some people may have been surprised yesterday by the announcement that Rick Wagoner, chairman of General Motors, was stepping down.  Of course, the fact that the CEO of a failing company resigned … Read more »

GOP Becomes the Party of “That’s What She Said”
March 30, 2009 – 6:41 pm | Comments

BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania)
It may have surprised some C-SPAN viewers on Thursday to discover that their regularly scheduled budget negotiations suddenly became entertaining (just in time for May sweeps, too).    And for a Republican Party … Read more »

Why Watchmen Matters
March 6, 2009 – 12:49 am | Comments
Why Watchmen Matters

BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania)

In case you haven’t heard, the acclaimed graphic novel, Watchmen, is being turned into a high-budget, R-rated film made by 300 director Zack Synder.  It comes on the heels of what was … Read more »

Twitter and the Fall of Man
February 22, 2009 – 11:54 pm | Comments
Twitter and the Fall of Man

BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania)
For some reason, the web application Twitter has taken off recently.  Despite its eerie similarity to Facebook status updates, everyone seems to be tweeting lately.  In fact, Shaquille O’Neal actually declared his … Read more »