NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
… especially Mondays on which Shea Stadium is renamed “Tadium.” Behold (courtesy of MetsBlog):
This unfortunate moniker has been adopted due to the demolition of Shea, as pictured below:
Oh, well. At least such a Monday will only come to pass once.
More substantial writing to come from this half of the BOTO [...] Read more »
Links for Your Monday!
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds!
Visions of an America under Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL.
SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something stupid.
Mark Wahlberg playing Mark Wahlberg in yet another ridiculously badass movie.
The new place replaces the old place.
The Yankees blew it, [...] Read more »
DEVON GRANDY (Matsumoto, Japan)
…seriously, fuck soccer.
What a crazy time it’s been these past couple of weeks in the world of baseball. Let’s recap:
Old Timers’ Day at Yankee Stadium featured the big names: newly-named Hall-of-Famer Goose Gossage, Reggie Jackson, Tino Martinez, Bucky Dent, Yogi Berra, and more than seventy others. This includes fan favorite Willie Randolph, [...] Read more »
DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Dear readership, there are times when snarkiness and humor simply don’t come to the Break Out The Oreos writing staff; these times are not frequent, as we would not be very good at our jobs if they were. This however, is one of those moments, and we would like to explain why.
We’re [...] Read more »
DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Break Out The Oreos has noticed a particularly abundant quantity of both douchebaggery on the interwebs of late. A quick rundown follows.
Karl Rove, an already notable and well-established douchebag due to his role as the architect of (still) President Bush’s election campaigns, made headlines yesterday as he gave due process, accountability, transparency [...] Read more »


