Oct 20

I Don’t Like Mondays

NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
… especially Mondays on which Shea Stadium is renamed “Tadium.”  Behold (courtesy of MetsBlog):

This unfortunate moniker has been adopted due to the demolition of Shea, as pictured below:

Oh, well.  At least such a Monday will only come to pass once.
More substantial writing to come from this half of the BOTO [...] Read more »


Oct 20

Links for Your Monday!

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds!

Visions of an America under Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL.
SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something stupid.
Mark Wahlberg playing Mark Wahlberg in yet another ridiculously badass movie.
The new place replaces the old place.
The Yankees blew it, [...] Read more »


Oct 12

Sarah Palin On Ice!

DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
We here at Break Out The Oreos are good New Yorkers–we boo our Republican mayors, salivate over sexy corruption scandals, and remain moderately aware of our hockey team (go fuck yourselves, Islanders). So it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody that we quickly caught this lovely culmination of the [...] Read more »


Aug 7

Baseball: Still The World’s Best Sport

DEVON GRANDY (Matsumoto, Japan)
…seriously, fuck soccer.
What a crazy time it’s been these past couple of weeks in the world of baseball. Let’s recap:

Old Timers’ Day at Yankee Stadium featured the big names: newly-named Hall-of-Famer Goose Gossage, Reggie Jackson, Tino Martinez, Bucky Dent, Yogi Berra, and more than seventy others. This includes fan favorite Willie Randolph, [...] Read more »


Jul 13

George Carlin Would Disapprove

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Dear readership, there are times when snarkiness and humor simply don’t come to the Break Out The Oreos writing staff; these times are not frequent, as we would not be very good at our jobs if they were. This however, is one of those moments, and we would like to explain why.
We’re [...] Read more »