DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York)
You did it.
It’s been almost twenty months since the junior senator of Illinois announced the commencement of his Presidential campaign.
It’s been four years and three months since a youthful, mostly unknown senator gave a spectacular, spine-tingling keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
And now, [...] Read more »
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
We were at Break Out The Oreos try not to get too preachy in our writing; we like to poke some fun, make our point, and pack it up. There are, however, times that merit the momentary suspension of wit in order to better communicate.
Tuesday. November Fourth. It’s Election Day.
But [...] Read more »
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So you may or may not remember Sarah Palin’s extolling of the “real America”–you know, where “folk” are “hardworking,” “very patriotic,” and “pro-America.” Don’t remember? John Stewart breaks it down:
Well, we here at Break Out The Oreos feel bad about this whole thing; after all, we love baseball and apple [...] Read more »
Links for Your Monday!
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds!
Visions of an America under Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL.
SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something stupid.
Mark Wahlberg playing Mark Wahlberg in yet another ridiculously badass movie.
The new place replaces the old place.
The Yankees blew it, [...] Read more »
Sarah Palin On Ice!
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
We here at Break Out The Oreos are good New Yorkers–we boo our Republican mayors, salivate over sexy corruption scandals, and remain moderately aware of our hockey team (go fuck yourselves, Islanders). So it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody that we quickly caught this lovely culmination of the [...] Read more »


