Aug 22

Owned! The Jeff Deck Saga Continues

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
So much for the hiatus–this bit off breaking news was just too good to lay off of.
You may recall Break Out The Oreos‘ prior coverage and interactions with Jeff Deck (Dartmouth ‘02), the “mild-mannered New Englander” whose day job as a “grammar vigilante” earned him a berth in our BOTO Picks. The [...] Read more »


Aug 16

Political Conspiracy, Columbia Style

NICOLE CATÁ (Westchester, New York)
BEN THEODORE (Westchester, New York)
Nicole couldn’t help but notice that news about politics and the Ivy League have resurfaced on our humble blog, and she felt it necessary to point out that her future alma mater has its fair share of bizarre minutia.  While we here at BOTO usually sing rigorous, albeit [...] Read more »


Aug 15

Princeton Goes Anarchist, Batshit-Crazy

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
You remember that school thing Break Out The Oreos used to write about? That vaguely snooty grouping of Northeastern educational institutions? What was that that called again?
Oh, right. The Ivy League.
Summer’s nearly at an end, dear readership, and while Devon is truly excited to be departing this small piece of Hell masquerading [...] Read more »


Jul 21

Farms… in the sky?

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
It’s been a while since Break Out The Oreos featured its normally-commonplace Ivy League coverage. It’s summer, so, in our minds, stories about the insanity of Ivy League students are attributed to their own deficiencies of character rather than their respective universities. It is important to note, however, that while the students [...] Read more »


Jul 12

Douchebaggery Roundup (with dessert!)

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
Break Out The Oreos has noticed a particularly abundant quantity of both douchebaggery on the interwebs of late. A quick rundown follows.
Karl Rove, an already notable and well-established douchebag due to his role as the architect of (still) President Bush’s election campaigns, made headlines yesterday as he gave due process, accountability, transparency [...] Read more »