DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So you may or may not remember Sarah Palin’s extolling of the “real America”–you know, where “folk” are “hardworking,” “very patriotic,” and “pro-America.” Don’t remember? John Stewart breaks it down:
Well, we here at Break Out The Oreos feel bad about this whole thing; after all, we love baseball and apple [...] Read more »
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DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds!
Visions of an America under Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL.
SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something stupid.
Mark Wahlberg playing Mark Wahlberg in yet another ridiculously badass movie.
The new place replaces the old place.
The Yankees blew it, [...] Read more »
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York)
We know, we know, we know–we’re sorry we haven’t been publishing! Turns out this whole school thing is actually kind of time-consuming at times.
To assuage your hunger and our guilt, we will do some shameless promotion from somebody else (for a change). Enjoy! Read more »
DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii)
You remember that school thing Break Out The Oreos used to write about? That vaguely snooty grouping of Northeastern educational institutions? What was that that called again?
Oh, right. The Ivy League.
Summer’s nearly at an end, dear readership, and while Devon is truly excited to be departing this small piece of Hell masquerading [...] Read more »
MATT ROTHSTEIN (Westchester, New York)
EDIT: Now contains pictures!
As a first-timer to BOTO, this concertgoer/concert appraiser is a bit unsure of himself, especially in regards to the new writing style he is attempting, what with its rigid adherence to the third person, which you, the reader, must surely have noticed has already given him trouble.
But anydangways, [...] Read more »
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