Bree is a poet, singer in the shower, former actor, movie goer and general critic. This is one of her first legit stints to prove that she can actually be funny in writing and she’s very excited to take on the challenge.

Though born in Colorado Springs, Colorado, Bree now grudgingly calls Fairbanks, Alaska home. In fact, Bree has lived on 3 continents and in 4 countries, or 5 if you count Alaska.

Right now, Bree is a first year at Barnard College, Columbia College’s perfectly legitimate Ivy League sister, thank you very much. Bree is an up-and-comer in the Columbia University Marching Band, with no life and a position on their “Bored” to prove it. She writes the weekly newsletter and comes up with naughty things to put on posters promoting the band’s virility. Other than that, she’s deciding what to do with her life and playing computer games, and is happy to serve you as another equal opportunity provider of cynicism.

Bree pleasantly reminds you not to feed the fish.