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Starvation is a Good Motivating Tool “Hunger can be a positive motivator!” Think this sounds ridiculous? State Rep. Cynthia Davis (R-MO) doesn’t.
  • Government Of, By, and For the (Five) People3June 30, 2009

    Government Of, By, and For the (Five) People

    America shaves its Minnesota election beard and counts how many judges it takes to screw in the government.
  • Aloha Friday at the Obama White House2June 27, 2009

    Aloha Friday at the Obama White House

    What do Hawaiian shirts, soaking wetness, and Washington D.C. all have in common? And no, the answer is not “unpleasantness.”
  • Around the Hill (6/26): Personal Edition!1June 26, 2009

    Around the Hill (6/26): Personal Edition!

    Happy Friday! Here’s what happened in politics this week.
  • Don’t Cry for Yourself in Argentina0June 24, 2009

    Don’t Cry for Yourself in Argentina

    South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford “spent the last five days crying in Argentina.” Confused? Don’t worry, we’re here to help.
  • I Can Has Ultimate Power?1June 20, 2009

    I Can Has Ultimate Power?

    Why is there a clown in front of the New York State Capitol? Oh, the Post put him there? Okay…
  • Buffy:  Good Angel, Bad Angel0June 19, 2009

    Buffy: Good Angel, Bad Angel

    A Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie! But without Joss Whedon? Blasphemy! Our resident Buffy diehard investigates.
  • Around the Hill (6/19)0June 19, 2009

    Around the Hill (6/19)

    The week’s most intriguing political stories, served in bite-sized portions.
  • Revisionist History0June 18, 2009

    Revisionist History

    Barack Obama is a Democrat. Or a socialist. Or is he a Democrat? Wait, is there a difference?
  • This Is Not Your Older Brother’s Twitter1June 15, 2009

    This Is Not Your Older Brother’s Twitter

    Twitter—yes, Twitter—has become the driving force in getting the word out about the current social tumult in Iran.
  • Violent Headlines Draw Attention… Explosions!0June 7, 2009

    Violent Headlines Draw Attention… Explosions!

    Under fire? Political minefields? Forget Iran—figurative language is Barack Obama’s most dangerous problem.
  • While My (Plastic) Guitar Gently Weeps1June 5, 2009

    While My (Plastic) Guitar Gently Weeps

    Devon explores The Beatles, Rock Band, and “The Beatles: Rock Band,” including its possible consequences for the fate of mankind.
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